What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
A hummingbird.
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What dogs are always lying to you?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?
What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?