What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Mousse.
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
Which singer could always break a five?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why is a computer so smart?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Which fly makes films?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?