How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What day is your mom always right?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?