Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
What's a lawyer's favorite food?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Why do some people love eating snails?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What tree has the most bark?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?
What sport do horses love to play?
What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?
Why are trees always so positive?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?