What sport do horses love to play?
Kickball.
What is a sheep's favorite game?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Did you know about April 1st?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
Why do elephants have trunks?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What is another name for a cow?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?