Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
Why was the math book sad?
What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?
What makes music in your hair?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?
Why do you put peanut butter in the road?