What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
No, call me Dad.
Where do horses reside?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
Why is corn so popular on Thanksgiving?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
What animal should you never play hide and seek with?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Why was the mime upset?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What do you call an elephant's handwriting?