What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?
What's a doll's favorite car?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where do hamsters come from?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?