Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Where do hamsters come from?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What is the wealthiest fish?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
Which celebrity became a great detective?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision...
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
Why do hogs play so much football?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?