Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
Because they always have a tick-et.
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
How do you make a walnut laugh?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
How is life like toilet paper?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?