What shape has a knighthood?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Did you know that felines don't bite?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
Where do actors go to pray?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do bees say in the summer?
