What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
Fowl language.
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?