Why do owls make lousy reporters?
What do the undead use for virtual meetings?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How do you compliment a cat?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do you call the successful dog detective?