What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
Sham-rock and roll.
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What's a steak's favorite shoe?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do bees say in the summer?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?