What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the calf play in the school band?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
What makes music in your hair?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
Why is spring the oddest season?