Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What does a lion call an antelope?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?