Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
Who is friends with everyone at school?
Why are stones so good at music?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
When fish play football, who is the captain?