Which music festival was full of lumber?
Woodstock.
Why does an elephant wear sneakers?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?
What should you wear to a tea party?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why is the beach so confident?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What do you call a handsome runner?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?