Why did the cat sleep with a fan on?
What does an attorney say when getting married?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What did summer say to spring?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
What board game do Navy service members love to play?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Where do monkeys take their kids to play?