Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What fish sings the best?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do teachers do during summer break?
What do bees chew?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why did the fish blush?