Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
It had too many fowls.
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What bird is always sad?
What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Which state is the cleanest?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
What's a tuna's favorite game?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?