What's a steak's favorite shoe?
A meat loafer.
What does breakfast cereal say to greet each other?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What kind of store would a dog own?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What animal knows how to work a computer?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?