What game does chlorine never lose?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What's the holiest insect?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?