What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What type of dog loves to take showers?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
How do you get straight A's?
What dogs are always lying to you?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why were the atoms always hungry?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What is the opposite of coffee?
Why do cats always get what they want?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?