What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
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What's a reptile's favorite movie?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What kind of ant is good at math?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Good moms let you lick the beaters.
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do fleas travel?