What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Horseradish.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
What makes a glow worm glow?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
Why does everyone prefer to be around electric cars?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Which president loved to take baths?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Which hot drink loves golf?
How do you raise a baby elephant?