How did the toad die?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What's a henway?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?