Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
Where do birds go to drink?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
What sport requires no movement at all?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
When should baseball players wear armor?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What birds make average students?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What car can't keep a secret?
What bird is always sad?