How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
E-rode.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Where do hamsters come from?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What school subject really rocks?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?