How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
E-rode.
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
What's a werewolf's favorite beer?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
When should you start writing a book?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Do dads always snore?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?