What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
Plane chocolate.
What's the world's weakest animal?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
What do cows say on NYE?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
What happened when the dog swallowed a clock?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?