Where do books sleep?
What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
Why do cats love to work?
Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call siblings who love math?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?