Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
What did one plate say to the other?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
When does the sun finally get to take a break?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?
How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?