What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What birds make average students?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
Why are maps such great therapists?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?
Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?