What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did one plate say to the other?
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Where is the coldest place to work?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?
Which celebrity loves to read?
What animal scores the most in basketball?