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Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What's the friendliest pen?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
Why did the cow go to outer space?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What's a dog's favorite city?