Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why was the cow afraid?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?