Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Where do old bowling balls end up?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?