Why did the turkey join the band?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What's a monkey's favorite flower?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
When does a horse talk?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a thieving alligator?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What animal knows kung fu?
How do you talk to a giant?