How do you send a message in the forest?
By moss code.
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
What animals have the highest divorce rates?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What kind of water does an angel like?