How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call a short cow?
What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
What did autumn say to summer?
What is the unluckiest type of cat?
What did the snake name his daughter?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
How do vampires get around on Halloween?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?