When is a baseball player like a thief?
When he steals a base.
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
How do deer tell their children to grow up?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What are baby potatoes called?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
What do fish use for glasses?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Why does Santa love to work in the garden?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?