What do cats use to beat eggs?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What did the confused bee say?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?