How do deer tell their children to grow up?
The buck stops here.
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
How is life like toilet paper?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?