What kind of bird can write?
A PENguin.
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What tea do footballers drink?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What do cats use to beat eggs?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a smelly horse?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do frogs drink in the winter?