How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Why are trees so good at interior design?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?