What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
How do you fix a broken brass instrument?
Why was the fruit thrown in prison?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What do you call an Irish spider?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
Where do cows go on vacation?