Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why was the musician arrested?
What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What do Scottish toads play?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why is the number 4 so smart?