What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?
A peacock!
What is a tree's least favorite month?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the fish blush?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Where do optometrists go on vacation?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?