Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
Why are books always so angry?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
What kind of books do boats write?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Which relative loves rice?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What do you call a small mom?
What do little monsters call their mother?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is a plant's favorite college course?