What day do hands always go to church?
Palm Sunday.
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What do photographers read to their children before bed?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's the richest basketball team?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
How does a cow do math?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
Why did electricity win the race?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?