What ocean creature can you never see coming?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What part of a fish is the most musical?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
Why are winter days great?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Where do cows go for lunch?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What are the smartest highways in the world?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?