What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
What do you call the pig that does karate?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What did the rug say to the floor?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?