Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
How do fleas travel?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why are skeletons so calm?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What animal styles their hair every day?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why are boxers good comedians?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?