Why did the Uber driver get fired?
The passengers kept reporting him for going the extra mile.
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What are baby potatoes called?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?