My brother is my partner in crime.
What did the skeleton order at the bar?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why was the cat so small?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
What's a father's favorite flower?
What do farmers do on February 14th?