Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Because monkey see, monkey do.
What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?
Why did the peach come home from work early?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why do golfers hate cake?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?
How does the sun listen to music?
What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?