Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
How do elves travel around the North Pole?
Where do actors go to pray?
What is the tallest building in the world?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
What did the cats name their clothing brand?
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What car can't keep a secret?
What is the best thing about Switzerland?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?