Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
They're very good at finding things on the web.
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why do piggy banks give the best advice?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
Why are winter days great?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Where do religious school children practice sports?
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What do a grandmother and a website have in common?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?