Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
What did autumn say to summer?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
Which elf is the best singer?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a Zen egg?