What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
A tee shirt.
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
How do bunnies stay fit?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
The museum curator needed a break.
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How does one gelatin greet another?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do fish use for glasses?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
What animal should you never play poker with?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?