What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Who invented fractions?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call an animal pop star?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Which band is always treated like royalty?