Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's E.T. short for?
How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?
Why did the barber win the race?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why are baseball games at night?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?