Why do people always trip on September 22?
What did the sick chicken say?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which hot drink loves golf?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?
When do astronauts eat?
Why are hockey rinks always rounded?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
Why do kittens know so much about church?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
The museum curator needed a break.
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why are fish such good architects?
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?