If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Which animals make the best locksmiths?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do milkshakes come from?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
How do you spot a modern spider?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What animal scores the most in basketball?
How do you know bees have allergies?
Which cats have the best manners?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?