Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call a pig thief?
Why did summer catch autumn?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What's black and white and goes around and around?
What did the airline worker name her child?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What makes pirates such good singers?
Where do polar bears store their money?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Where does food go to take a nap?