What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What did the snake name his daughter?