What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What did the biologist wear on his big date?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call a greedy elf?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?