What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
No, I don't think they'll fit me.
Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
What types of dogs are bilingual?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Where was Noah born?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
Where do online shopaholics love to travel?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What do you call a sad latte?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?