What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
What game does a rabbit always win?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
Where do stars go to college?
What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?