What is a tree's least favorite month?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which tree can't stop crying?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
What do you call a singing rodent?